Wolf and Sheep

Well, I landed a gig working for an entertainment company in the Valley. Turned out to be the usual nest of vipers. I applied to Disney and got no reply, as usual. I don’t even know why I try. I don’t want to work for Disney anyway… I want to work for ABC. My reasoning being Disney owns ABC, yadda yadda.

The Valley gig was short lived and painful at that. You bust your ass trying to prove yourself, give up a few weekends and then wham, sorry we just can’t afford to keep you. All the people there liked me and I was out doing some of the veterans work pace. The owner was a snake and his right hand bitch was even worse.

I have achieved some new lows this time on unemployment. I really wasn’t ready to be laid off so depression was almost instant this time. The weight starts to increase, then the drug abuse, then you can’t afford the dope so you convinvce yourself it’s time to quit. Never works. I always end up high the next day. 

To add insult to depression, my physical body disgusts me. I get the usual question everyweekend from concerned family, “Are you keeping the weight off?” “How’s the job hunting?”

I do love them to no end but ohhh how those questions infuriate me. I have never once asked my Mother why she has gained so much weight or lost teeth or won’t quit smoking…. She means well, but something about it makes me sick. I have bumps in weird places, odd shapes protruding from my extremities. Hitler would have for sure eugenicized me. How could I have blamed him. I am a monster. I just wish my brain was as deformed as my body… then I wouldn’t have an understanding of my reality.

What happened to the life… Go to school, get a job, get married, buy a house, have some critters…. Nothing. I got up late and smoked one to many bowls I guess. There has never been freedom in this USA. It has been controlled by bankers and other elites since 1913. We are finally seeing through the ruse. Sad. They have made us a dumb, fat lazy, inbred army of supporters. We don’t question anything. Oh, and if you do…. You are a conspiracy theorist or a gun crazy nut job.

There is no such thing as beef or pork it’s a dead bloody cow or a dead bloody pig. We live in this fake world and big business is our master. So bow to the east next time you crack another ice cold Coca-Cola Classic.  

Not really, apparently there were a few other false prophet type messiah’s in the past that had risen from the dead as well. I think Mithos, Buddah, Horus….. All had similar “Jesus” stories.What? You thought the Bible was OG? Think again, The Council of Nicea were among the first to steal and manipulate history to maintain control of the masses. Well enough about blood drinking, zombie worshiping Christians…. I won my unemployment case against the worlds dumbest pig. I received a letter from the IRS the same day explaining I was getting “up to $600″. All this and it was a full moon…..  Easter, full moons, zombies, IRS…. see a pattern? No?, Me neither but that doesn’t mean there isn’t one. Let us not forget the OG easter hunt was for mushrooms…. not eggs. That’s where the crazy colors come from. Tune in next time…… 

My unemployment insurance was denied. Which totally happens when your ex-boss makes up a bunch of shit and lies to EDD. If I deserved it I would totally eat my bowl of rocks but in this case I must stand erect. A man has attempted to tarnish my freedom, my credit, my reputation. I am able to appeal so I did. The letter felt good to write. I do not know of anything I ever wrote that was so meaningful and important to me. When I was originally interviewed by the EDD people for evaluation, I was unable to properly give my side of the story. It’s like from question one the lady didn’t want me to get my unemployment. What a cunt. I’m sure she lives in Oxnard or some nowhere town, has 3 kids, is fat, no husband etc. etc. She was forcing me to answer untrue question creating a legal paradox. Once again I appealed. I feel better I’m still looking for a new kick ass job and will find one. I just hope the guy I did all those favors for who has decided to make ruining my life his business realizes who he is dealing with…. I will not rest until I am cleared. My justice is knowing that his continued failures will haunt him for the rest of his porky porky life.

Rockin’ all kinds of interviews. The unemployment insurance will be a nice mix in. Writing and inspired like a mother fucker. Things are cool. It’s amazing what you can do with a day off. Or one hundred eighty of them! 

So yeah, holidaze were a bore. Loved every minute of it. Got back into my town after a batch of dysfunctional family gathering. Of course I almost banged my cousin again. She’s so hot. Just kidding you fucking sicko. My ex-boss is trying to dispute my unemployment.  He had NO business and had to lay me off, called it a firing and made up a bunch of bullshit to fuck me out of my unemployment insurance. What a fucker. I am pretty sure I will get it anyway. He is fifty years old, baby sits parking lots for a living, bought a franchise and thought it would be easy…. WOOPS! Now faced with bankruptcy and destroyed credit for the rest of his meaningless over weight life. A poor soul for which we should feel no pity, but do, for some strange reason. It’s like a old pig that has a broken leg weeping, you shoot him quick, as a favor.

I love vacation. I’m off and ready to roll. Get a yearly family recharge. Upgrade to a new year. Fight the New World Order, finish my script and start another. So glad the fat retarded boss is history. Aghhhh. 

THANK FUCK! I was fired from my shit job today. It’s about fucking time. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. The bone head I worked for got a settlement from an accident. He invested it into a sign franchise and proceeded to blow the entire thing on overhead. Ha ha ha. He then decided after only five months to sell a profit-less business. I have many years in the industry. Instead of selling me along with the business he just got mad and lost his cool. I feel like a huge weight has been lifted. I no longer am working for a self destructive, fat, fifty year old, racist, perverted bag of shit. Thank you easter bunny and one eyed willy.

As I sit sweltering at my job on a shitty Monday, the boss continues to scorch the entire facility with 80 degrees of thermostat bastardness. Fucker. If he sold half as much as he ate we would be fucking millionaires. The two or three orders I do get in a day are all barely legible anyways. He writes like a retarded four year old. He can not convey a clear though, like, red. Or blue. Moron. He refuses to learn the “craft” of the business he decided to invest in. As is he was getting his hands dirty. Pig. I pray for the end of the day. The clock moves slow. Time stands still within these for walls…. I know essentially I will have to, yet again, pick up my tent and move camp. It is inevitable. In this day and age if you max out your best bet is to move on. Loyalty won’t bring you shit.  In the old days you went with a man’s word. And that meant EVERYTHING. Now, a man’s word is worthless. Sad and change-able.Finally I am off. Take the streets to get a change of pace. WHAM! Some fifty something fatherly type man hit my car and took off like a bank robber. Minimal damage but I couldn’t beleive someones dad just nailed me and RAN. Where is everyones integrity hiding. I hope people get out of this muck. Myself included. We need to get. Ahead of the forces, not behind.

Even though my boss hates me and I him, he is selecting to fire my co-worker. This brings mixed emotions. As I know I will have to do more work for essentially the same pay and I wont have my friend to work with anymore. The boss is cheap and partially retarded so he has no remorse for doing this right before christmas. Cock.Now I will be forced to communicate even more with the person I like the least on this planet. Fuck.On an entirely different topic I am writing a script like every other idiot in Hollywood. I am kinda stuck. It’s fun. Writing is a thing I never knew I had in me. Neither is that tape worm. 

TWIMCT,
his is one. I don’t expect an audience. Today is rent day. I have the exact amount and that’s it. Jobs that don’t pay for jury duty suck. Jobs that demote their employees by removing overtime that we all count on,  just before the holidays suck.You see I work for a creature that still refers to woman as “honey” or “sweetie”. He makes psychical threats to the employees. For the most part, I try and let it go. I need the money and currently my other employment options are quite the commute.This “beings” idiosyncrasies  don’t stop there. 
His story is like this. Got a big settlement from a workers comp accident. Then, he decides to purchase a franchise. Thinking it would be easy to just drop cash for the store, setup shop and then proceed to relax with a lemonade on the beach. WRONG.  
We are in an industry that involves multiple variables, precision and where experience separates the successful from the failures. As a small business owner in the US, one has to work three times as hard as a person that is just “employed”.
Well, we have been open less then six months and instead of learning the trade, doing sales and marketing, this dude sits in front of a computer for eight hours talking to his friends on the phone and surfing the web. Paying me to sit on my ass surfing the net. Keep in mind me and my co-worker have many years  of experience and have tried to teach him how to survive to no avail.
He has gone belly-up. All of the start up capitol is gone. We are running on fumes. The phone doesn’t ring and there only thing I hear at work for eight consecutive hours is a man talking to himself and cursing under his breath.  What a fucking waste.
If I had an opportunity to open a business I would live and die to make it successful. The worst part about the situation is he will not take responsibility for his failures. Continuing on a daily basis to blame his MULTIPLE failures on the company, the employees or even the non-existent-customers. 
One day he mentioned he was big on anti-racism. The next week he made one of the most vicious racial slurs I have ever heard.
A man with no integrity is not a man all. He is just another parasite.Stand behind your word. Take responsibility for your mistakes. Be honest and take care of your family and friends.Until next time.- Bones